Woke up this mornin’
“I Voted” sticker in my hand
Turned on the Fox News
Found out I live in a Blue State land

Prognuts are dancin’
On the capital street
Talkin’ bout mandates
How the victory’s sweet

But my state’s still Red
Like most of the land
But Pelosi’ll be speaker
Won’t that be grand

I got the low down dirty prognut house livin’ in a Red State Blues