I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again; I’m always amazed by the roundabout way some folks end up here. Here’s a sampling of the search terms that directed tubes searchers to my humble establishment over the past two days:

firetrucks 13 – Huh?

finger won’t fully extend – maybe Madame Speaker can help you with that. She must have exercises or some regimine that helps her do this:

Now that’s a fully extended finger! Maybe there are tendons that connect her finger to her eyelids. The wider the eyes the more fully extended the finger. There’s probably a surgical procedure for that.

Semitough’s sick twisted mind. – OK. Guilty.

i don’t like Mondays – Guilty twice.