Matchups I’d Like To See

Succumbing to the lack of football I tubed across this clip on the internets. Taken from a Japanese TV show, I’d like to see Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Jean Claude Vandenclandingdam get together and give these queefs a baking lesson. Seagal already has the cooking experience from that “Who Sunk My Battleship?” movie he did with Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones.

The Norris/Seagal/Vandencrappingdam team would display some severe pwnage and send these three back to the Whack-A-Mole game at Chuck E. Cheese’s.

 And it would beat the sh*t out of the televised bridge tournaments and golf that is the current TV sports fare.