Category: Faux News

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    A Dog’s Life

    This just in from the Great White North. Seems a former mall security guard cum “Animal Cruelty Investigator” (read dog catcher) upon discovering a dog locked in a car, rescued said canine. Good so far right? He then proceeds to handcuff the dog owner to the car to await the arrival of police, leaving him stuck […]

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    Vaya con Dios Billy Clyde

    With everyone and their perro (roll the r’s, you know, say it sexy like Ricardo Montalban) reporting that former Texas A&M coach Billy Clyde Tuggle Gillespie is set to ride his nascent success all the way to the big show at Kentucky, it is apparently time for this blog to tell him to bugger off […]

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    All Aboard The Global Warming Train

    (Hollywood, CA) While Hollywood A-listers have all left the station riding the Peace Train to Washington, fear not for the B-listers, failed presidential candidates, and university eggheads who are planning a road trip themselves. Bouyed by the sweet comeback success of former presidential loser Al Gore, fellow comebackers are hoping for Oscar/Nobel nominations of their […]

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    Don’t Bogart That Bean Dip!

    Hat tip to Ace HARDEE’S AIR FORCE BASE, Alabama (SP) — The military’s new weapon is a ray gun that shoots a beam that gives people the munchies. The technology is supposed to be harmless — a non-lethal way to get enemies to drop their weapons and pop out for a quick nosh. Military officials […]