Category: Life It’s Ownself

  • In My Own Trailer Park – Racial Profiling!

    I must have missed this story on the local news. Allah be praised that Ace of Spades  is on the interwebs looking out for us down here. It seems that the Dallas Police Department and the FBI are at it again, oppressing Muslim women simply because they wear scarves on their heads. Sources said in February, Kimberly “Asma” Al-Homsi, 42,…

  • “That would be gay”

    Esposa and I out at the Galleria picking up last minute Easter Bunny presents for our children (both of whom know better than to believe an actual bunny comes to our house) and come upon a kiosk bearing multitudes of Crocs shoes. We decide on a pair for the Energizer Buddy. Hold on, not the gay ones like these: But…

  • Good Friday Funkishness

    Summer’s just on the other side of this cold front It’s been warm down here, current temps notwithstanding, and nothing gets me thinking about summer weather, beaches, hot rods, and cool beverages like a little beach music…especially if its from Junior Brown on his fabulous “gitsteel”. A little something to take that bitter billy clyde gaylespy taste out of the…

  • Vaya con Dios Billy Clyde

    With everyone and their perro (roll the r’s, you know, say it sexy like Ricardo Montalban) reporting that former Texas A&M coach Billy Clyde Tuggle Gillespie is set to ride his nascent success all the way to the big show at Kentucky, it is apparently time for this blog to tell him to bugger off wish him well. Building on…