Category: Ocurrencias

  • Turgeon Sighting Reported In Aggieland

    The Bryan-College Station Eagle is confirming what posters at Texags.com forums have been saying all morning, Wichita State coach Mark Turgeon is in College Station ostensibly to interview for the head men’s basketball coach position vacated last week by traiterous slut Billy Clyde Tuggle Gilespy who left for a similar position with the Kentucky Baldknobbers Wildcats (but I’m not bitter): Texas…

  • Houston Chronicle: A&M To Hire Turgeon

    Well. That didn’t take long. The Chron is reporting that A&M AD, Bill Byrne, will announce Wichita State’s Mark Turgeon today as the new head men’s basketball coach for the Aggies. Turgeon is credited with putting the Shockers back on the basketball map during his seven years there, during which he was 128-90. In 2006, he guided Wichita State to…

  • In My Own Trailer Park – Racial Profiling!

    I must have missed this story on the local news. Allah be praised that Ace of Spades  is on the interwebs looking out for us down here. It seems that the Dallas Police Department and the FBI are at it again, oppressing Muslim women simply because they wear scarves on their heads. Sources said in February, Kimberly “Asma” Al-Homsi, 42,…

  • The Second Guessing Begins

    LWS, the undisputed intertubes leader in all things SEC, has already asked the question on the minds of many SEC and Kentucky fans: “This guy?” Apparently Kentucky fans may not be as impressed with a winning record at UTEP, a single Sweet 16 appearance (and early exit according to the overwhelming majority of pundits who predicted a victory over Memphis and…