Category: Ocurrencias

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    Will Offset Carbon Footprint for Air Miles

    Freelance reporter Bigdino sent in a dispatch from the Great White North ™ today referencing this bit of environmental foolishness news. AirCanada travellers can now purchase carbon offsets to assuage their guilty conscience. Now travellers can kick back in cushy business class seats, sip chardonnay and munch on warm nuts without guilt. For instance, it only takes a mere $6.01 USD on a…

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    No Surprise Here

    A new survey reports that the rudest drivers in the nation are in Miami. Anyone who’s driven there will attest to the complete and total self-absorbtion of Miami autophiliacs. Not sure if it’s the heat or the humidity but S. Florida drivers have little patience for traffic or those who make up traffic (themselves excluded). I gotta admit if I had…

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    Funkishness Delayed

    Tracy Chapman & BB King – The Thrill Is Gone This should have been posted last Friday along with the disappointing poofage that was the Dallas Mavericks first round playoff exit. YouTube and Friday Funkishness delayed. The thrill is gone indeed.

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    And Then There Were None

    This is the last known photograph of the late great Dallas Mavericks and their eccentric billionaire owner taken last night at Oracle Arena in Oakland. As former NBA MVP candidate Dirk Nowitski and uberowner Mark Cuban look to the heavens for guidance and the answer to the Mavs sudden fall from grace, as the clock clicked down to zeros, there…