Category: Semitough’s Hall of Crap

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    Too Nice?

    Found this interesting little device over at Doubleplusundead that measures the cussiness of your website and I’m ashamed. What a wuss blog this is. Apparently having my own Hall of Crap is insufficient to even score double digits. What a firkin’ looser. I guess I can blame it on the kids. Need to keep it clean blah blah blah. 5.6%…

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    Starburst Lotto

    Killing off some leftover Hallow’een candy. We got the little two pack funsize Starburst. Problem is from the outside you can’t tell what you’re gonna get.  (Insert Forest Gump reference here). I have in front of me 4 packages of two. One regular Starburst flavor and three Baja California flavors. What the heck. I worked out this week. To our…

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    Can You Spare Some Air?

    When we got the new Mega SUV last year I found out that one of the newfangled features it has is a low tire sensor. If a tire or tires is low it lights up a yellow light on the dashboard and the computer information system displays “LOW TIRE PRESSURE”. Which I thought was a grand idea. Then over the…

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    Semitough: Banned in Turkey!

    Well, to be more specific all blogs on WordPress.com have been blocked/banned. But true nonetheless that my Turkish readers are now deprived of my witty bon mots and insightful commentary. Never have I felt more at one with my compatriot, Billy Hayes who said: To the Turks, everything is “shurla burla”, which means “like this, like that”. You never know what…