Category: Semitough’s Hall of Crap

  • Deep Thoughts

    Unable to assemble a full thirteen items this week due to an unfortunate brain infarction, Semitough wishes to impart this bit of psuedo-wisdom from his deep well of semi-intellectuality.

  • Tuesday Motivation: Part Deux

    For Semitough, Tuesday seems to be the most difficult day of the week. After enduring the madness that is Monday, Tuesday dawns with the realization that there is still one heck of a long way to go till the weekend. It’s times like these that Semitough contemplates (and Semitough is nothing if not contemplative) self-motivation. […]

  • Tuesday Motivation

    Last week Semitough posted about the company single handedly trying to demotivate America’s workforce, Despair.com. Facing another grueling week, Semitough went once again in search of demotivating literature. Finding nothing that quite fit the bill, Semitough has taken advantage of the do-it-yourownself demotivating features at diy.despair.com to come up with this jewel of employee satisfaction: […]

  • Contradiction In Terms

    There are some things that just go together:  Peanut butter – Jelly Some things do not: Caviar – Colt 45 Malt Liquor There are things you see that are imbued with certain qualities while others are not: Cadillac Escalade = Class Cast metal, chrome plated bull testicles hanging from your trailer hitch = Not so much. Imagine my […]