Category: Snark

  • New HP Product Line

    Everyone knows HP is a premier provider of personal computing hardware, printers & scanners, digital photography, and many other computer peripheral products. Who knew they had branched out into local supermarkets? HP – Making steaks, poultry and seafood personal again.

  • Herro Fliends

    File this one under websites I would have thought of if I’d had the time. Engrish.com Bigdino – This one is for you.

  • Organ Grinder Faces Life In Prison

    Having solved all other crime in the Big Apple, NYPD has focused its’ resources to bring down one of NYC’s most notorious criminals, Freddie Johnson, a “recidivist transit grinder”. About two weeks after he was released from prison, Freddie Johnson boarded a crowded subway train during morning rush hour in Manhattan, squeezed in behind a woman and ground his pelvis…

  • Imam Auditioning for Role as Obama’s New Spiritual Mentor

    In the vacuum left by the departure of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright from the Obamassiah campaign, you know the vacuum that literally sucked the wind out of the anointed one’s sails, there have been several entrants. Pretenders such as Rev. James Meeks and Donnie (Pray the Gay Away) McClurkin have both entered the fray. (H/T Gabe at the AoSHQ) Now…