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Belly of the Beast
This weekend I made my third trip into the suburban hell that is IKEA. I didn’t blog about my second trip because since I blogged about the first, I figured anyone seeing that I’d gone back would accuse me of being ghey. Since that’s out of the bag thanks to my seeming inability to curse on this blog, what the hell.The second…
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Too Nice?
Found this interesting little device over at Doubleplusundead that measures the cussiness of your website and I’m ashamed. What a wuss blog this is. Apparently having my own Hall of Crap is insufficient to even score double digits. What a firkin’ looser. I guess I can blame it on the kids. Need to keep it clean blah blah blah. 5.6%…
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Starbucks CEO: “It’s the economy stupid”
In an effort to placate pissed off shareholders Starbuck’s CEO, Howard “I see nuttink” aka “Sergeant” Shultz blames the current “economic tailspin” for his company’s woes. Earlier this evening I was at Starbucks. At 8:00 pm the place was full. The biker chick in front of me ordered a 6 shot latte. The PTA moms were having a meeting there…
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Number 9, Number 9, Number 9………
That’s some funny sh|t right there. I don’t care who you are. Thanks to David in NashVegas