Category: Snark

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    Shid Zoo on Westminster

    A beagle? Are you kidding me? At least it wasn’t the “dog with the shaved butt.” To quote my human after the Cowboys-Giants football game: “Maybe next year”

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    Catching Up

    I guess I should have put one of these up after my last post.  “Semitough has reached the end of the broadcast day.” Younger readers accustomed to 24X7 television may not recognize a test pattern or understand that TV stations used to sign off for the night and there was nothing on overnight. One of the perils of living in…

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    Count.Chickens.Hatch

    An open letter to the parent who shouted to their child “You passed Budman” 650 yards into a 1000 yard race: Nanny. Nanny. Boo-boo. How do you like him now? Thanks for making this blue ribbon twice as sweet.

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    Can You Spare Some Air?

    When we got the new Mega SUV last year I found out that one of the newfangled features it has is a low tire sensor. If a tire or tires is low it lights up a yellow light on the dashboard and the computer information system displays “LOW TIRE PRESSURE”. Which I thought was a grand idea. Then over the…