Category: Vast Right Wing Co-Conspirators

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    Will Offset Carbon Footprint for Air Miles

    Freelance reporter Bigdino sent in a dispatch from the Great White North ™ today referencing this bit of environmental foolishness news. AirCanada travellers can now purchase carbon offsets to assuage their guilty conscience. Now travellers can kick back in cushy business class seats, sip chardonnay and munch on warm nuts without guilt. For instance, it only takes a […]

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    In My Own Trailer Park – Racial Profiling!

    I must have missed this story on the local news. Allah be praised that Ace of Spades  is on the interwebs looking out for us down here. It seems that the Dallas Police Department and the FBI are at it again, oppressing Muslim women simply because they wear scarves on their heads. Sources said in […]

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    San Francisco: Not Safe For Kids

    If I were Mayor of San Francisco, I’d build a big wall with barbed wire and stuff all around the city. Then I would have what few normal people and families that are left there evacuated, and seal it off. Then I would send in a team led by Snake Plisskin, that Die Hard dude, […]

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    Check D.C., I think I smelled something there….

    Absolute Moral Authority reports on more weird news from Michigan Some stories defy description. Read for yourself: SAND LAKE, Mich. (AP) — About 15 million gallons of partially treated sewage water disappeared from a 250,000 square-foot storage lagoon into a sinkhole, but officials don’t know where it went after that……”It’s an odd case. A sinkhole […]