• Fox News: Edwards Pulling Campaign Staff out of Nevada

    Fox News reports that Democratic presidential candidate (sic) John Edwards is pulling his campaign staff out of the state of Nevada. Prompting Semitough to say: Goodbye, good riddance. One down, 49 to go. Who knew it could be this easy?

  • A Dog’s Life

    This just in from the Great White North. Seems a former mall security guard cum “Animal Cruelty Investigator” (read dog catcher) upon discovering a dog locked in a car, rescued said canine. Good so far right? He then proceeds to handcuff the dog owner to the car to await the arrival of police, leaving him stuck there while he rushed the dog…

  • Edwards Statement on the Resignation of Karl Rove

    Aug 13, 2007 2:36 PM Chapel Hill, North Carolina – John Edwards today released the following statement in reaction to President Bush’s announcement that his senior advisor, Karl Rove, will resign at the end of the month: “Goodbye, good riddance.” I’m framing that quote for future use when Hairboy’s inevitible drop-out speech comes sometime between now and Super Tuesday. It’s gonna…

  • La Quinta: Spanish for go f*ck yourself

    I used to like La Quinta’s new advertising campaign. Who hasn’t heard the old joke? Q: Know what La Quinta means in Spanish? A: Next to Denny’s. Well their new campaign leverages that joke and turns it into all sorts of marketing fun. It means high speed internet (unless you prefer wireless). It means a great stay (unless you are…