Guest Blog: ShidZoo, Canine-American

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Yo! Whuddup peeps & humanoids?

ShidZoo is back inda howz agin!

If the so-called “Master” ain’t gonna use this googleweb thing ShidZoo’s gonna.

In my last appearance on this blog I laid out my platform for Canine-American rights. At last someone has reared up on their hind legs and taken notice:

Hotel chain offers massages for dogs – Yahoo! News

Although ShidZoo personally thinks Pugs and Pomeranians are gay dogs (not that there is anything wrong with that), it is heartening to see that some humans (unlike Semitough) care for their Canine-Americans enough to spring for the very best.

ShidZoo lobbied for the Ritz-Carlton on our recent holiday road trip but my so-called human opted instead for the Hampton Inn. Citing the “free continental breakfast” and something called “hotel points” and ” a free night”. ShidZoo was stuck in a hotel without benefit of a Canine Spa, masseuse or a salon. And “continental breakfast”? Crackuh please. I’ll stick with my kibble.

Responses to “Guest Blog: ShidZoo, Canine-American”

  1. mullah cimoc Avatar
    mullah cimoc

    Mullah Cimoc say that relentless slaughter is sapping the strength of ameriki.

    Obvious to all is that evil doings cause more harm to the doer than the victim. Every time another muslim is slaughtered for israeli more than 550 ameriki young men turn feminzed with gel in hair and no will to fight. Of course the next step is the homosexual.

    Every child slaughtered in Iraq is 6000 more ameriki women become sluts with the LBT (low back tatoo). Bush is actually destroying amerika, all the while making the ummah stronger.

    There is justice in the world and the sissies, sluts and feminzed men of amerika are the evidence.

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  2. semitough Avatar
    semitough

    I have no idea whether the previous comment is spam or what, but as proof that Semitough finds humor in everything, he has allowed it to stand unedited. No way could he censor what has got to be the most hilarious comment ever left on this blog.

    “…young men turn feminzed (sic) with gel in hair…” and “…ameriki women become sluts with the LBT (low back tatoo)…” I blew coffee out my nose.

    Mullah Cimoc you owe me a monitor.

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  3. semitough Avatar
    semitough

    Mullah Cimoc has been busy. Reading a blog entry about Iraqi sectarian violence in DETROIT over at Moral Authority, lo and behold I find that the good mullah has been there as well.

    Mullah Cimoc, the new Kilroy.

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  4. Yozuo Avatar
    Yozuo

    helloy

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