OK. I get it. I haven’t posted in over a week unless you count that pathetic plea for help on Thursday night after the A&M v. Miami game. But I’m better now. I’m down off the ledge and I’ve joined a couple of Fire Fran! groups on Facebook plus I’m getting help with my addiction to football. So please. Just don’t taze me bro.

Found this over at AoS HQ. Nice:

Open week for the Cats this week. Ags udderly humiliated on national TV Thursday night, got Saturday off. So took the opportunity to sky off to Austin (actually Round Rock) in the Mega SUV to pump a little carbon. Listening to Hannity on the Sirius Satellite Radio on the way home and found out I could have driven from Nashville to San Francisco and back 15 times and still not pumped as much carbon as former VP/failed Prez candidate/global warming marketing director Al Gore did in his single flight on a privately chartered Gulfstream G2 last month. I gotta get busy.

So, while I was out:

While I was out and you were all sleeping or doing whatever it is you do the intrepid hardworking Extrapolater was out scouring the rosters of the Mountain West Conference. The result? Another outstanding Pr0n name list. Preview: Toss up for my fave this week, Omega Faga or Zeb Whipp? Read it!

Mr. Business Golf, Scot Duke, has posted a couple of new excerpts from his new book. Read em here and here.

I think OJ Simpson got arrested or something.

Spongebob has always been a hero and role model of mine, now others are getting it.

First there were the weird giant spider webs down in East Texas, now mystery gobs of freaky goo on area lakes (with video goodness). Nothing to worry about, nothing to see here. Move along citizen.